293: Brick Tamland has retard length.
- The Great Otto Phelatio.
- The look on ones face when they finally master the art of auto-fellatio.
- Hey Herb, can you check my bag for ticks?
272: Oh yes Samberg it’s go time again. You know my recovery time is amazing! They don’t call me the Fingerpause weiner for nothing! I’m always ready to go at a moments notice.
271: I am attempting to prove that a turgid object in motion stays in motion until a nerd is covered in a pearl colored viscous fluid.
265: Your shaft so plump. Your bag so taught and brazen. I cannot take my eyes from it. I know now what I must do with the rest of my life.