309: Simba drinks pink? Wheres PETA when you need them!

309: Simba drinks pink? Wheres PETA when you need them!

308: The Fingerpause tripod strikes fear in the hearts of women.

308: The Fingerpause tripod strikes fear in the hearts of women.

307: The fingerpause wiener calms those who have just lost beloved pets.

307: The fingerpause wiener calms those who have just lost beloved pets.

306: Shit just got real in Haunted House 2! The fleshy stub from the beyond appears!

306: Shit just got real in Haunted House 2! The fleshy stub from the beyond appears!

305: They just cant believe what they “SAW”.

305: They just cant believe what they “SAW”.

304: Billy Crystal finally sees Carl in all his glory in Parental Guidance.

304: Billy Crystal finally sees Carl in all his glory in Parental Guidance.

303: Uhh I think I will pass on that new Nyquil date rape drug.

303: Uhh I think I will pass on that new Nyquil date rape drug.

301: That’s right NPH, my mothers hung like a Tapir.

301: That’s right NPH, my mothers hung like a Tapir.

300: Is that Pubal-Cain?

300: Is that Pubal-Cain?

299: Anthony Mackie gets sprung for shower caps in Pain and Gain.

299: Anthony Mackie gets sprung for shower caps in Pain and Gain.

298: Mark Wahlberg is swollen, ripped, and packing in Pain and Gain!

298: Mark Wahlberg is swollen, ripped, and packing in Pain and Gain!

297: Samantha Bee from The Daily Show saves us the trouble.

297: Samantha Bee from The Daily Show saves us the trouble.

296: I thought your name was tear and kill ‘em.  Not unzip and throat ‘em.

296: I thought your name was tear and kill ‘em.  Not unzip and throat ‘em.

295: That is one intimidating bear dong.

295: That is one intimidating bear dong.

294: Hello.  My name is Veronica Corningbone. Oops thats you. Sorry. Your amazing knockers and child bearing hips have made my robe fall away.

294: Hello.  My name is Veronica Corningbone. Oops thats you. Sorry. Your amazing knockers and child bearing hips have made my robe fall away.